I'm bumping this up due to a story off of the AP wires:
Mother of Invention
A Sharon, Pa., woman was arrested after authorities said she bought her son and three of his friends beer and put on a striptease in an alleged attempt to make up for a failed birthday trip to ride go-carts last month. The 34-year old woman reportedly handed out $1 bills and asked the boys-all under 16-to spank her. On Friday, she was ordered to stand trial on charges including corruption of minors.
OMG!!!!!
Poor kid is now WARPED for life!!