Ok here I go with my deranged sense of humor...poked the eyes of the photo of the newly departed feline-- ROTFLMAO!!! I haven't heard anything so funny since Chris Rock said "niglet" on SNL!!!
About your ghetto co-worker, they are everywhere!  I work in a MAJOR INVESTMENT BANK and you should see some of the chickens up in there.  But wait, since my company is SO LARGE, they keep all of the ghetto bunnies on the same floor I kid you NOT, there is just no escaping these folks!
 
