I guess I'm not black enough according to some of you all's standards.

Jill, were we separated from birth?
I'll take a shot:
1.You don't know the electric slide.
2.You dye your hair blonde.
3.You dislike chicken, especially wings.
4.You dislike kool-aide.
5.You can't double dutch.
6.Not supporting affirmative action (I'm dead serious about this one).
7.You listen to country-western music.