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Basaball!: KCKs- T-Bones, Northern League
Royals
FooseBall: PSU Gorillas, K-State WildCats, KC CHEFS!
BasketBall: Kansas U. Period!
Hockey: Wat is Hokey, mayhem on an ice cube!
Soccor- Wizards (KC) that is!
Golf-Craig Stadler/Tom Watson! Or vise versa! Oh Fuzzy!
NASCAR: Whoever wins! Home of the Kansas Speedway!
Tennis: Who Cares. Hit the ball over da net dummy! Like Ping Pong with a bigger paddle and a taller net!
Track: Maurice Green, Homie from KC Ks! Fastest Dude!