Yo momma is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo momma is so stupid, when she read the job application it stated do not write below the doted line and she wrote..OK.

Yo momma so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

Yo momma is so fat, she got hit by a bus and said, "who threw that rock."

Yo momma is so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo momma so stupid, she works in the M&M factory, she threw the candy away because she thought the W&W as a misprint.

Yo momma so stupid, she took a cup to see Juice.

Yo momma so fat, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo momma so stupid, she bought a camcorder to record tv shows.

Yo momma so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked what she was doing and she said, moving.

Yo momma head is so big, she has to step into her shirts.

And lastly, your momma got two wooden legs and one is backwards.