Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of george washinton's nose.
yo mama so old when God said "let there be light" she flipped the switch
yo mama is so fat she's on both sides of the family
yo mama so dumb she failed a blood test
yo mama eyes so big she got miniblinds for eyelids
yo mama gums so black she spits yoo hoo
yo mama so fat she sat on the rainbow and made skittles.
[This message has been edited by CocoaCaramel (edited April 09, 2001).]
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