yo momma so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application.
yo momma house so small when you walk in the front door, you walk out the back.
yo momma house so dirty, the roaches have on socks.
yo momma so bald, you can see her thoughts.
yo momma so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone. (WTF!)
yo momma so stupid, i told her it was chilli outside, she ran and got a bowl and spoon.
yo momma so old, when God said let there be light, she turned on the switch.
i have more, but this is enough. its amazing what elementary and middle school kids can think of.
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