Okay, I'll break this down for you:
1. The Alarm Clock...it goes off at 5:30 and YOU push the snooze button every five minutes for an hour. At 6:30 you jump up making all types of noise because YOU are about to be late for work. The clock went off at 5:30!!! Get your lazy butt up! And don't turn on all the lights in the room because I don't have to be at work until 9 AM.
2. TV...if you don't like what we are watching GO IN ANOTHER ROOM!!! Who cares if that tv is bigger and has surround sound. You don't need all that to watch the news. Take your aggrivating behind in the bedroom because more than likely we were there first.
3. How you cook...chances are that you don't often do it so chances are that we won't complain when you do. Now if you're doing some outlandish mess like putting hot sauce in the grits you should very well expect us to say something. We don't want heartburn or diarrhea because YOU decided to experiment. And how many times have we heard you say "My momma doesn't make it like that"? Well guess what, if you don't like it my way go to your mommas house (lol).
4. 4 AM conversations...that's the only time we have to talk. You get home at 6 or 7, eat dinner and turn on the television. You watch the game and then the news. You turn to ESPN to see the highlights of the very same game that you just finished watching (you already know what happened so what's the point of this?). If we're lucky you might give us some loving that's worthy of putting a sista to sleep
. If it's not that good we can't talk immediately afterwards because you are the ones who are in a coma. We wake up at 4 am after being unsatisfied and frustrated most of the night so of coarse we want to talk and get some things off our chest. Besides we are only helping you out since the alarm clock is going to go off at 5:30 anyway
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So you see, my dear Sphinxpoet...we always have valid reasons for doing the things we do