i'll be happy to have a "chat" with the people who are just trying to make your life miserable
if they continue to push about "describing" the offices, then you can put some blanket statement at the top that covers all of them. something like, the members who run for offices should be responsible, dedicated, and understand and are willing to take on the duties associated with each position! how's that for some bull shit? oh, and if you had to describe the kind of person in each office, wouldn't that make it longer?? lol. i really just think that these people are trying to make you crazy...so don't let them!!!