[DeltaSigStan]

Our bro Jim is a surfing instructor, and he made this tool he uses for balance, it's a small board rolling on a huge piece of PVC pipe you try to balance yourself on. I, being a plus size mushy gentleman, actually have pretty good balance on it. Well, our bro Jeff tried to do it in front of a group of girls who were hanging out at the house. Well, I was in my room, and all I heard was a big thump and something hitting my wall. Apparently he lifted his foot up and the thing slipped and shoot to the right while he proceded to eat it. And of course, we were all laughing at him.

We have a dinner table in the house, and on one of the chairs, the bottom is broken; if you sit in it, the cushion will fall and it'll be like falling in the toilet cause you thought the seat was down. We always reset the cushion in the hopes that someone will fall for it. Anyway, Jeff came in one night when we were having a little party, and was talking to this girl when he decided to sit down....you can figure out the rest.