LMAO at y'alls crazy lists!
Here's some of mine.
Fellas...
1. DO NOT call me NOW just to tell me you're going to call me later. What's the purpose of that??
2. DO NOT call me if you know you're busy. I really don't care to sit on the phone while you play dominoes/playstation with your boys or whatever it is you're doing.
3. DO NOT relate every aspect of our relationship to your friends... you think they won't come back and mention it to me??
4. DO NOT take me anywhere and think you don't need to open doors or pull out chairs. Don't get that comfortable with me. Please.
Ladies...
1. DO NOT try to gossip to me about another female and then yell out, "Hey girl!! How are you???!!" when she walks by.
2. DO NOT try telling me the intimate details of your relationship. I guess some chicks like to hear that mess, but I don't wanna think about you getting down like that. Sorry.
3. DO NOT think that just because it's April you can bust out your hoochie clothes. I saw on the weather channel that it's 61 degrees with a 27 mph wind. We both know you're cold.
4. DO NOT live a less than respectable lifestyle and then ask me to hook you up with my male friends. NO!
That's it for now... I think.