For the ladies:
Do Not:
-Try to put your ugly girlfriend that can't get a man off on me becuase you think I am a nice guy and I am now single.
-Say "this is my first time doing this". You and I both know you have done this more times than you can remeber.
-Say "I don't do x,y, or Z, and then we get down and you are like Vanessa Del Rio.
-Think that I am your man just becuase I cooked you diner.
-Talk to me on the phone for like 5 hours when you live in the same city. Come over!
-Tell me about all the freaky stuff you did with your ex on the first date, and then get mad when I try to get a taste.
-Get mad at me when I stare and you are half naked.
-Think that you can sleep with more than one brother in the chapter and brothers won't know about it.
-Stop hitting the brother off after you know you have him. The things you did to get him are the things you have to do to keep him.
For the fellas:
Do Not:
-Act like just becuase she didn't talk to you she is stuck up or a lesbian. Maybe she is just having a bad day.
-Do not tell your boy how good your girl is in bed, he will try to find out.
-Assume that just becuase she hit you off on your first date, she is a ho. If she is a ho then what are you?
-Say I want her to do x,y, or z and then when she asks you to do Y, you say I don't do that.
-Assume that your sexual skills are the bomb, you may be good, but there is always someone bigger and better than you.
-Not call her after you hit it the night before. That's some krass s^&t.
-Try to sleep with your girl's freaky friend that she continually tells you about how many guys she is doing.
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