White People:
Do not try to identify with my ethnicity. (ie. trying to speak ebonic as if I even talk like that)
Do not ask me if you can touch my hair
Do not leave the house without blow-drying your hair.
Do not assume that I know the words to every rap song.
Lastly, DO NOT, I mean, DO NOT, try to do the Cha-Cha slide. You will tie yourself up in a knot.
