DO NOT ask me if I need my glasses to see. I mean, really, WTF kinda question is that?? I'm wearing 'em, aren't I??
DO NOT comment on how messy Sparkle (my car) is when I'm giving you a ride. The sidewalk is messier, trust.
DO NOT look at my friends' pictures on my desk and then ask for the hook-up. This is telecom, not match-maker.
DO NOT speed up after I put my blinker on.
DO NOT lie to me, and then badger me about how long it's going to take me to trust you again.
Just another Manic Monday . . .
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