I'm a little late on this one.
DO NOT ask me, "Is all that your real hair?" Why do you care? Wanna be like moi??
DO NOT ask me for my phone number and say that your name is "Bob," then when I write it down you say that your name is really "Derek."
DO NOT ask me for my number and hand me a sheet of paper w/another chick's name and number already on the paper. (This really happened to me. LOL)
DO NOT ask me for my number if you are old or married (or both).
DO NOT ask me if my mom is white. (This has happened a few times.)
If I am trying to make a left turn in an intersection and the light is yellow
DO NOT slow down in the next lane hanging out of the window to speak to me!! I'm thinking "accident!"
DO NOT tell me that I:
- speak so well (duh, I'm educated)
- don't act like most black people (you've interacted with over 7 million black folks to come to this conclusion?)
*sigh*