DO NOT post on one organization's message board disrespecting the Founders of another organization and think you won't get checked QUICKLY and more than once.
DO NOT think dissin another organization's Founders will get you points with the organization in which you plan to seek membership.
DO NOT change your interest in organizations because you think the first org won't want you. We all choose the best and the brightest. If the first organization didn't want you, chances are the second won't either.
DO NOT sleep on the INCH HIGH PRIVATE EYE!!