DO NOT - say "i'm finna"
DO NOT - start your sentences with "ummm"
DO NOT - wear knee high/calf high boots that don't fit your legs (fat legs, skinny legs)
DO NOT - tell me your life story if I didn't ask
DO NOT - leave your odiforous tampons and maxi pads in the bathroom garbage can without WRAPPING them up!
DO NOT - forward me ANOTHER chain e-mail regarding a special surprise if I forward the message to 3 million people
DO NOT - get upset b/c I ask you not to spit in my face while speaking
DO NOT - ask me "how do you do...?" when I explained it to you TWICE (and the second time you wrote it down).
DO NOT - Hold me responsible when YOU didn't listen.
DO NOT - Get upset when I ask you NOT TO KISS MY 2 yr old son in the face with all 3 pounds of lipstick you chose to put on this morning.
DO NOT - Send party invitations requiring the guests to arrive with gifts in hand -- or they will have to pay an admission of $7 to your house!!!
DO NOT - Tell me I am an "Auty Tom" because I will not let you misuse company funds, under my signature!!!
DO NOT - Answer a cell phone call, in the MIDDLE of Sunday Service, in the FRONT of the church, while the Minister is teaching, and talk for 20 minutes about how your "...G*dD*mned Baby Daddy, ain't got no sense..." and you two are "...going to get back together... after he divorces his wife... and leaves his other girlfriend."
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[This message has been edited by novella000 (edited January 17, 2001).]
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