CTFU ... y'all got ISSUES, and so do I! LOL here are a few:
DO NOT call me after 11pm during the week (Sunday through Thursday) and get mad at me because I'm more interested in sleeping than talking to you. I have a JOB to go to in the morning and, as a matter of fact, so do you. GO TO BED!
DO NOT keep talking to me if the answer to "Did I wake you" was "YES." Feelings will be hurt, and they won't be mine.
DO NOT leave a message for "Karen" or "Kenneth" or "Mr & Mrs. Hammer" when my voice mail CLEARLY says "This is Kelli"
DO NOT keep calling me once I've told you the people you're calling aren't at this number. Your continuous calls are not going to change that.
DO NOT keep trying to sell me something after I've politely said "No, thank you" three times. I will hang up on you, get nasty, or both.
DO NOT turn your nose up at something I'm eating and say "EEWWW, you like that stuff!??!" Obviously so, else I wouldn't be eating it.
DO NOT ask, as I'm about to take a bite of food, "are you going to eat that?" WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK?
Fellas, DO NOT tell me "smile, stop looking so mad" when I'm walking down the street. That's an easy way to find out exactly what I look like when I truly am mad.
DO NOT think I'm going to be your new best friend just because you've told me you're interested in Delta.
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