OK, my turn:
DO NOT....
-immediately hang up after realizing you
dialed the wrong number ("Oh, this isn't So
And So?" *click*), especially if it is
during the wee hours. Say, "I'm sorry, my
mistake. I am a/an [insert appropriate
expletive here].
-drive down my street sharing your car stereo
bassline of "Back That Thang Up" with the
whole neighborhood. That's why I moved to
the 'burbs to begin with.
-consider me a "friend" when our knowledge of
each other has largely been "hi" and "bye".
We are ACQUAINTENCES.
-wear thong underwear--it ain't sexy, it's
sleazy--some of us still think "Granny
panties" look good on you *ROTFL*
-send emails strewn with misspellings and bad
grammar. PROOFREAD.
-Wear a Coors baseball cap with a Budweiser
T-shirt. Commit.
-leave "rust stains" on the toilet after you
used it. Be an adult and wipe that mess off
-leave feminine hygiene items (wrappers too)
strewn all over the bathroom. Flush them.
I'll think of more later.
Rain Man
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