i swear my stomach hurts right now....*lol*
(men) DO NOT wear thongs... AT ALL !!!!
a man in a thong...ewwwwww, how horrible is that?
DO NOT send e-mails or post messages without proofreading them first
ok ok...you got me...i have that horrible habit of not proofreading....i'll be the first to admit.
DO NOT (ladies), wear a bra that is 1-2 cups too small, so that you get those humps that look like a big butt sitting on your chest...
this is serious...i've seen it done!
DO NOT marry/become involved with a man whose hair is LONGER than yours...
braids included????
Do not wear a baggy thong
rofl and ctfu
DO NOT ask me for money to get home when you took a cab to get to my place.
DO NOT brush the baby hair forward on your head...can we say tacky?
DO NOT wear a toupee...mr fremaint the other day it almost few off and i had to help you str8en it.
DO NOT buy imitation leather, purses, gold, silver, platinum, movados, rolexes, gucci, prada, kate spade, coach, BCG, fendi, etc etc....i can always tell a fake.
DO NOT dye black hair blonde...*looking like a freakin' ghost*
DO NOT
Men especially.........
DO NOT take a leak behind a tree, building or car...wherever and then come and try to hug or touch me!
OLD Men...........
DO NOT tell me the only thing you need over 19 is a 20 dollar bill....*gramps, that is dedicated to you!*
[This message has been edited by MaMaBuddha (edited January 11, 2001).]
[This message has been edited by MaMaBuddha (edited January 11, 2001).]