This is truly therapy!!!!
DO NOT: wear anything (lipstick, eyeliner, lipliner) black on your lips.
DO NOT: Have 3+ children with all different fathers and wonder why no man will respect you enough to stay with you. You've disrespected yourself.
DO NOT: Have 5 children and your 24 yrs. old.
DO NOT: Call my house after 12am if someone is not dead or injured seriously
DO NOT: Lead a song at Church (or anywhere else) if you know you can not sing.
DO NOT: Get pregnant to keep a man (Believe me he is running like hell)
DO NOT: Drive a Lexus, Ecursion, BMW, Mercedes, Range Rover, etc and you live with your mother or low income apartments (should have brought a house)
DO NOT: Wear the same shirt 2+ times without washing it and wonder why no one wants to hug you.
DO NOT: Hug and kiss all over a persons infant.
DO NOT: Sit in church when your child is screaming bloody murder (take them out, I can't hear the Word)
DO NOT: Wear shorts or short skirts when your legs are not shaved. (Ladies)
DO NOT: Use $.99 gel in your hair, it flakes.
DO NOT: Use drugstore foundations on your skin, it won't match.
DO NOT: Ask a woman if she is pregnant if you don't know
DO NOT: Go to a funeral and talk about how good the person looked, or say they look like they are sleeping (that is not true)
DO NOT: Ask me if you can still get Medicaid and Foodstamps when I tell you your Welfare check is getting cut off.
DO NOT: Beat your kids at Social Services.
DO NOT: Wear your houseshoes in public.
DO NOT: Tell your Social Worker you do not know where your children's father is because you don't want him to have to pay child support (they are his kids and milk and pampers DO NOT COUNT as support)
WHOA!!! Relax, Relate, Release
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