Lovin this thread....I have a few...
DO NOT pull up to a drive-thru window on a cell phone, and tell the clerk/cashier/employee to hold on...
DO NOT (ladies), wear a bra that is 1-2 cups too small, so that you get those humps that look like a big butt sitting on your chest...
DO NOT hold up the offering line on Sunday morning waiting for change for a $5...
DO NOT put your money on the counter, when the cashier has his/her hand out for the money...THAT'S RUDE!!!
DO NOT wear spandex, if you have any # of X's in your size...(ex. 1X-large, 2X, 6x)
DO NOT call my house after hours, and when you ask what I am doing, and I say "sleep"...keep talking...
DO NOT call me at work and ask what I'm doing....working...(or at least trying to look like I am)
DO NOT (men), attempt to start a conversation with any of the following phrases...
"what yo name is?"
"Pssst, hey you in the .....shirt"
"Hey don't I know you?"
"I see you looking at me!"
DO NOT (men), ask that million dollar question...."Was it good?" IF YOU HAVE TO ASK...YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW!!!
DO NOT (ladies), compliment my clothes, jewelry, etc. then ask me where I got it and how much it cost me...
DO NOT ask me why I don't have a man...the answer will always be...I HAVEN'T FOUND A GOOD/THE RIGHT ONE YET....DAG...if I did...I would'nt be single...
DO NOT ask me how much money I make, how much I weigh, how much is my rent, how much taxes I got back, how much I got in scholarships, what size I wear, etc...
DO NOT (men), put your tongue in my ear...NASTY!!!!
DO NOT (men) wear chains on the OUTSIDE of dress shirts...
DO NOT (men) wear vests with NO shirts....
DO NOT (men) wear thin white dress shirts with no undershirt...it looks COUNTRY!!!
DO NOT (men) NEGLECT RAZOR BUMPS>>>they don't go away, they get worse!!!
Well, that's about it...sorry my list was sooo long...
Later...
Diva
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