DO NOT take your children to R rated and NC-17 rated movies. They don't belong there.
If you do take them to the movies DO NOT let them kick my seat and chatter during the flick.
DO NOT get mad when I turn around and tell your bad azz kids to STOP kicking my seat and acting up. If you don't do it...I will.
DO NOT allow your children to pronouce desks like "desses" asks like "asses" and the letter R like "are-rah" You would think I was a teacher the way that bothers the pooh out me!
You guys have covered everything else. This thread made me LOL for real!
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