Hmm...
DO NOT...
Wear make-up that is 3 shades lighter than your skin tone.
Hug me when you have a ton of make-up on your face.
Hold a conversation with someone driving next to you in a car for like MILES!!!
Wear another sorority's colors to my informational/rush.
Have braces and not brush your teeth after every meal (greens/spincah is the absolut worst).
Lack the understanding of the proper context in which the three there's (there, their, they're) should be used and have graduated from high school/college.
Come up to my window at the drive-thru and ask me to buy you some food.
Ask me for money and when I say I don't have any change tell me you have change for a dollar.
Wear the fluorescent color nail/toenail polish.
Smile REALLY big when there are teeth missing.
Ask me what you could do to lose weight and when I tell you say "Oooh, girl, I can't be doin' all that."
Try to get at me by acting as if you want me to be your personal trainer an you have no intentions on getting in shape.
Schedule me for a hair appointment and five other people at the same time.
Whew! I have to think of more.
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