do not put bumper stickers on NEW cars.
do not sweat up a machine at the gym and not wipe it off before moving to the next one.
do not wear tight/too small bras thinking it gives the same effect as a push up bra - it doesnt.
do not ask me what E.T.P. stands for on my jacket. #1. that's not my letters and #2 if you insist that's what it looks like, I'll TELL you what ETP stands for....
do not come to an informational (mine or any other sorority's) and your only question for the night is "who are your fraternity brothers?"
do not order a greasy cheeseburger, double chili fries with onions, a side of pork chops, and a DIET coke - WTF?
ladies, do not consider YOURself ballin if your man is the one keeping you in the latest clothes, a nice ride, hair tight, and nails done. Cause if he leaves so will the money..
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