i had to jump on the band wagon as a reformed ghetto girl:
DO NOT: get your three letters and act as if you are to good to chill with your regular friends.
DO NOT: act as if we all have never been a little bit ghetto in your whole life.
DO NOT: forget where you can from.
DO NOT: to want to be a DELTA because you heard we were the best steppers.
my truely ghetto people
DO NOT: ask me if we finna go to the sto (i emphasize with the slang, but ebonics? No)
DO NOT: use *69 if i accidentally dialed the wrong number by mistake and ask me "did you just call here?"
DO NOT: come up with some crazy behind ghetto name for your newborn.
DO NOT: smack and pop your gum in class when the teacher is talking.
DO NOT:
Men:
DO NOT: leave the seat up in the bathrooom.
DO NOT: forget to give your seat to the elderly lady on the bus or the train
DO NOT: be at the club and grab your crotch when an attractive young lady walks by.
DO NOT: call a young a lady a b*tch when she gives you no play.
DO NOT: wear those tight shirts wear you nipples are showing.
Women
DO NOT: wear those tight behind shoes where you feet will hurt.
DO NOT: post your picture picture on the web from 10 years ago and then look like magila gorilla...
DO NOT: wear the wrong kind makeup for your face.
DO NOT: borrow your friends weave because your is jacked up *i've seen it done*
more to come....
MaMaBuddha
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