I'm back with more..
DO NOT wear that backless halter to the club when its 20 degrees outside. You're cutely ridiculous.
DO NOT choose the thong to go with those paper thin pants so that everyone knows you made a bad a$# decision.
DO NOT (men) wear suits that matches a box of crayolas. (PURPLE, SEA-GREEN, MAGENTA, RED) You know what I mean.
DO NOT (men) wear that same suit with matching shoes and hat.
DO NOT (men) wear that dingy white dress shirt that ends before the wrist bone.
DO NOT wear a really nice suit with turned over shoes.
DO NOT (ladies) wear heels that are worn down to the metal.
DO NOT (ladies) wear that midriff top with the serious gut lined with stretch marks.
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