I have to jump in on this one.
When dealing with me, Do NOT, under any circumstances:
1. Call me and tell me that you saw my ex-boyfriend with so-and-so. Like I care...we aren't together anymore!
2. Call me after 1 am Sunday-Thursday, and ask me what I am doing.
3. Get a tattoo with chinese/japanese letters....you don't know what they are putting on your body!
4. (Men) Walk around the beach with no shirt on...and you have a bird chest or a beer belly.
5. Ask to ride with me to the club, then get mad at me because I refuse to get you there before 10 so you can get in free (why are you going to the club with no money ANYWAY?!?!
6. Call me and ask me what I'm doing, and when I tell you I'm sleeping, try to hold a conversation with me anyway
7. Send me email where I have to scroll through email addresses for five minutes just to read a stupid 3 line forward.
8. (men) Try to get my attention by saying, "Hey Mami" or "Hey Red" (I can't believe they still say that) or anything of that nature
9. Tell me that you aren't cold because "You are from New York" and it's 40 degrees outside...plus the wind is blowing at 25 mph and all you have on is a t-shirt, shorts, and sneakers
10. Wear a thick winter jacket with a little sundress and sandals on.
11. (Men) Grab my hand while I'm walking by just to get my attention (when I don't know you from Adam)
That's all I can think of for now...
PrettyPetite