LADIES:
DO NOT:
A)refer to me as a Q-Dog
B)ask me to bark for you
C)ask me to set out your favorite hop
D)ask me why I am not wearing gold boots
E)ask me if I graduated
F)ask me if we slept with the pearls
G)ask me if a certain stereotype is true, unless you want first-hand knowledge.
H)ignore all of the above if you are asking while naked
DO NOT: remove any clothes during foreplay and then say no
DO NOT: try to hold a serious conversation about our relationship while the game is on
DO NOT: dress like a hoochie and then get offended when treated as such
DO NOT: date brothers from the same chapter
DO NOT: try and kiss a brother after doing that thing. You might get your feelings hurt
DO NOT: ask me to take you to a Meg Ryan movie
DO NOT: make me guess how you feel. Chances are I will be wrong.
DO NOT: compare me with the men from your past failed relationships
DO NOT: start a convo with "we need to talk"
DO NOT: call me homophobic because I don't want to wait for you at the salon
DO NOT: ask a closed ended question and then not really want the answer. "Does this dress make me look fat?" No, you look fine. "I think I better get the other one" "Do I look better in red or blue?" I say red but you wear the blue anyway. UGH. Why ask our opinion if you have your own plan.
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