1. DO NOT go to the bathroom and leave the toilet unflushed.
2. DO NOT go to the bathroom and not wash your hands.
3. DO NOT teach your children to not flush toilets and not wash their hands afterwards.
4. DO NOT pronounce Missouri as Missouruh.
5. DO NOT get those superghetto designs airbrushed on your nails. Save the artwork for your walls.
6. DO NOT buy hair in the following colors: burgundy, green, blue, purple, and for some blonde.
7. DO NOT buy yourself a Prada while your children are crawling around diaperless.
For men:
8. DO NOT put some fancy rims on your car, when you're not doing jack sh** for your kids.
9. DO NOT brag to me about how many women you've had. Most of you don't really want to know how many men I have had.
10. DO NOT ask me to do some freaky-deaky sexual favor and then tell me your ex girlfriend used to do it!
I don't have anything against freaky-deaky, but y'all know what I mean.
[This message has been edited by MIDWESTDIVA (edited January 06, 2001).]