Hmph, assigning duties 5 minutes before it is time for me to leave is a "DON'T EVEN TRY IT."
More......
DO NOT ask me to braid your hair and it is not even 1/4 inch long...
DO NOT eat directly from the food that is set out for everyone. That is what the spoon is there for!!!!!
DO NOT ask a blind man if he just saw that. (I saw this recently....DUH!)
DO NOT call me and ask me if I want to switch my lng-distance carrier.
DO NOT say "Can I borrow a cup of..." Who in the HELL RETURNS JUST A CUP OF..... (that is a real pet peeve of mine)
DO NOT pick up something and then ask to borrow/use it.
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