OOOOOOOOOOOOH!!! Can I play?
DO NOT Wear hip huggers if you have enough
hips for 3 or more people.
DO NOT wear sandles three sizes so small that your toes touch the pavement
DO NOT wear sandles that are so small that your heels are hanging off the back!
DO NOT Wear sandles PERIOD if you haven't hand a pedicure in months and your heels look like you've been kickin flour, and your toes look like they have triple knuckles!
DO NOT try to holla at a female if your lips look like you've been chewing razor blades!
DO NOT get your acrylic nails so long they curl and have fungus on them
DO NOT try to wear the silver lipstick,shadow, and streaks
DO NOT pick at your underwear in public, people can still see you!
DO NOT Buy a size 6 when you know your butt should be in a 12!
[This message has been edited by exquizit (edited January 05, 2001).]