Oooh, I got some!!
DO NOT call my extension to ask me questions you already know the answer to
DO NOT try to create a conversation with me by asking "Where my man at?" (He's at work why do you want to know him?)
DO NOT get neon braids with black roots
DO NOT page me 911 to ask me what I'm doing
DO NOT ask me to do something at 4:29 (I get off at 4:30)
DO NOT go through the drive-thru if there is more than 3 people in your car and you all want seperate orders!!