1. I know where Lake Eufaula is!
2. If the email is true and the "real Suzanne" is that bad at typing/spelling/writing, she should have kept her mouth shut and not sent the email. No one would have ever put the two together grammatically.
3. How did she know that post was "supposedly" about her? The only remotely identifying info is "Suzanne" and "Texas Tech". If it was someone posing as her to "ruin her life" they would probably say " My name is Suzanne Zmgyths, I'm 5'10', brunette, slender. I'm from Brick HS and I was a majorette there. I'm living in Zoolander hall at Tech, and I'm wearing a blue skirt and green top with yellow mules for the first day of rush......"