Hmm..with my former ex it took almost a year, and he said it first, yet it was on the phone..how lame is that??
With TKE209 he said it around the 3 month mark, I said it shortly thereafter.
We had not seen eachother for a week and his smelly roommate wouldn't leave for us to have some "quality time" together. I was about to cry and he was getting pissed so to cheer me up he told me this completely retarded joke something like this:
TKE209- Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Me- I don't know.
TKE209- Because it was dead.
Me- *muffled laughter*
TKE209- Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree?
Me- Have no idea.
TKE209- Because it was stapled to the other monkey.
Me- *more muffled laughter*
Somehow there's another part of the joke in which he said, "...because he loved you"
