Hell, the camel toe might just be the post of the WEEK!
(And I remember a similar story about hip hugger pants that came out sometime late last year. It didn't mention that the patients were overweight - apparently it has to do with the fact that the waistband of the pants comes into contact with a nerve that lies alongside the pelvic bone - where most hip huggers hit. So if your pants are tight, it rubs against that nerve, and voila, tingly feeling.)
I might be packing a little more padding, but my low-rise jeans look DAYUM good.