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Originally posted by AKA2D '91:
I just heard this one the other day...

This is used if someone cooks something and you don't like it or don't eat it...
You can eat poke and grit:
Translation...you can poke your mouth out and grit your teeth...

The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree...
If a child "clowns, etc.", then 9 times out of 10, the parent "clowns, etc" too!

so and so is crazy as a hatchet...

why buy the cow when you can milk it for free?

never let your right hand know what the left hand is doing...

That reminds me of when we used to pass McDonalds swearing we weer hungry asking my mama..."What we gonna eat?" She'd reply "Air pie and wind puddin" LOL

Men are like cows.Give a good bucket of milk then kick it over