I love this!! My Grandma was a trip. Here are some and hope I don't repeat.
1.Can a blind hog see his own a**?
2.Ain't got a pot to pi$$ in nor a window to throw it out of
3. Girl get your rusty behind in here (my mama's favorite). I almost thought my behind was really rusty--lol
4. I am too through (too tired)
5. You so dumb you don't know how to pour pi** out a boot and the direction say turn me down
6. I be there directly
7. You gonna catch your death
8. You gonna get overheaded in all this heat. (overheated)
9. Get your cotton pickin' behind in this house (I never realized the meaning of this until recently).
10. Confounded fool(old people cussing)
11. You can get worms by messing with old men or old women
Much Love
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