...do NOT try this unless you're a competitive swimmer. Innocent moms who just want to spend the afternoon at their swim club should not have to look at you (or, rather, try to avoid looking at you) and your love handles, D cup breasts and your oddly skinny legs. It's yucky; you hear me? YUCKY! I sincerely hope you were someone's guest and not a new member because, well, it's just yucky
Thank you, I feel much better now.