You'd have a ready market for SUVs if you marketed them as 'UAVs' - Urban Assault Vehicles! The minimum requirements for a UAV: - it's gotta sit at least 4' off the ground with run-flat bulletproof tires
- 20mm 6-barrel Vulcan Cannon (there goes the extra seating space) with depleted uranium armor piercing ammo. Extra bonus if you install it in a turret!
- hardened steel ram bumpers front and back
- bulletproof glass and armor plating with firing slits
- hood ornament shaped like a gunsight (or better yet, a head-up display)
- storage space for mines, tacks, etc.
Did I forget the cupholders? 
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