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I found another version of Kristen AGD's dallas info! I just copy/pasted the ones that were slightly different or not in the original list...
Visitor's Guide to Dallas, Texas
4. The Chamber of Commerce calls getting through traffic a "scenic drive."
12. If asking directions east of downtown, you must have a working knowledge of Spanish.
13. Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport has six terminal buildings connected by one tram that never works.
14. A trip across town will take a minimum of four hours. Pack a lunch.
15. Don't carry money, jewelry, family, etc., on Martin Luther King Blvd. And keep all doors locked at all times.
16. The wrought iron on windows near Oak Cliff isn't ornamental.
17. Never stare at the driver of the car with the bumper sticker that says, "Keep honking. I'm reloading."
18. If you are in the left lane, and only going 70...people are not waving when they go by.
20. Any section of Dallas above IH-635 is considered too far and too close to Oklahoma to be driving.
21. Plano and Flower Mound are not real cities, they were produced and brought to you by the nice people at Disney for pure entertainment of house wives.
Last edited by texas*princess; 08-08-2003 at 07:08 PM.
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