My family uses: "That boy's/girl's so ugly, I've seen better faces on an Iodine bottle" or "Don't pee in my face, then tell me it's rain" and my favorite is fron my Great Aunt: "Gurl I's ain't seens you since Booth shot Lincoln!!!!!!"
[This message has been edited by buterscotch1 (edited March 20, 2001).]
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