I heard these from relatives of mine...
1. I haven't seen so and so since Hector was a pup...

(Don't ask, don't ask)
2. Sit in the "gap" and wait on a ni$$%, he/she will always have to come through...
TRANSLATION: when someone does something to hurt you or something ill-will towards you, that SAME person is going to have to come your way for some type of favor and/or assistance...so don't worry or fret, they will NEED you!