To the managers of my apartment complex: Thank you for towing those cars that were in my parking spaces!!
To My Cousin: I never thought of you as the marrying type but I was so WRONG! I can't wait to see how beautiful you look on your wedding day.
To my employers: I have been working like a slave all summer long and I need a break. So I'm asking that next week on my mock vacation, DON'T CALL ME AND NO I DON'T WANT TO WORK FOR ANY ONE!!
Had to get these off my chest too!
