[tnxbutterfly]

Dear Aunt Flo: Dang, I thought you were going to come next week. You know I was planning on getting my groove on this weekend. And what does your silly butt do? You come a week early!

Guess you're tying to tell me something



To Mother Nature: Can you give the people of Dallas a break please? Send some rain/sleet/snow something our way. I know you must think it's cute to have it 100+ everyday when I get off work, but the rest of us don't think it's cute at all.