For all those who wish to reduce their blessed endowments, give your stuh to me 'cuz I need hep!!!
If I could afford it, I would have that new Asian straightening system for my hair...
Then I'd have my nose done...
Then I'd get a little lipo done on my thighs--'cuz 35 is creepin' up on me and my body has decided to rebel against the empire...
And-and that's about it for now...