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One night I was IMing with a guy friend of mine that lives in Orange County. We hadn't seen each other in a long time, but we've always been really flirty and sexual. I decided I was horny, so I told him to come on out. He made the six hour drive to Tempe, and after getting a bit drunk, we started getting it on. Right afterwards, he mentioned to me that he had parked in a metered spot. I look at the clock and it is 7am, and I know the parking/transit nazis are about to start their rounds, so I decide that we have to feed the meter. Well, I had dressed up all sexy in preparation for his arrival, so here I am in this TINY black shirt with no bra, and a pair of track pants thrown on and my slippers. I know my hair was a nasty mess, and my makeup was all over my face. He's in unbelted jeans and an undershirt.
When we got down to the parking lot, there was a cop sitting right there in his car for some reason, and he WINKED at us.
Christ I've never been so embarassed. But at least I didn't have to do the 6 hour drive of shame home and explain to everyone where I had been all night and morning.
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