... join a sorority.
(I am super-Kappa.)
... have sex before marriage.
(I didn't lose my virginity; I know exactly where I left it.)
... play a sport.
(So sayeth LU's Varsity Fencing Rookie of the Year, 1999-2000.)
... get a tattoo.
(Famous last words.)
... pierce anything other than my ears.
(Got my nose done in January.)