[honeychile]

For those of y'all who live in "tourist towns", never forget that that poorly dressed, picture-taking, gum-chewing, map-reading traveling freak show are dropping a lot of money in your town, and thus keeping your taxes from being higher! No matter how tacky you think they are, their opinions of your city will be made by your attitude. If you're rude, then they're not going to be in a hurry to return - which means less money in civic dollars.

Tourists, no matter how trashy, are guests in your town. If someone asks you a question about directions or whatever, answer to the best of your ability. Save your jokes for when you're home with friends!