...you duck when you see them coming
...you act like you are looking off into space when you pass them on campus (Oh, girl...I didn't see you!)
...you lie easily (Yeah, that's my mom on the other line)
...you check the caller ID and see that it's them and you go running through the house yelling...DON'T GET THAT..OR..IM NOT HOME!!!
...they keep asking you..."girl, why you ain't never home", or "You are SOOO busy", or "Girl, all you do is study", or my FAVORITE..."Girl, you need to take some vitamins...everytime I call you, you are sleep!"
...when he keeps asking "When are you comin over", and he NEVER gets a definite answer...YOUR @$$ is AGGRAVATING!!!
ON A SIDE NOTE:
WHEN TO TAKE THE HINT AND REALIZE YOU ARE THE AGGRAVATING ONE!!!
...he/she says "Don't call me, I'll call you!"
...he/she says "Why are you always ASKING me to do something...why can't you wait for me to offer!"
...he/she says "You need some excitement in your life"
...he/she says.."You and your friends not doing anything tonight?"
...he/she says..."Didn't I say I would call YOU back?"
...she says..."No, REALLY...I have a man, matter of fact...we live together, about to get married, and have umpteen kids!!!"
...he/she says..."I have to go, I don't have call-waiting, and I don't wanna tie up the line"
...he/she says..."and you paged me 911 because...?
...when they call you back after you page them and they don't say hello...they just let out a long breath and say "YESSS??"
I know that was long...but ya'll happened to catch me on a day when I needed to vent...
[This message has been edited by onesavvydiva (edited May 09, 2001).]
[This message has been edited by onesavvydiva (edited May 09, 2001).]
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